our pervy neighbor

so on the day i discovered my room had turned into a baby pool overnight, me and my friends were watching tv and eating pizza when we discovered we had porn happening on one of our channels. WHAT?! we don't even have hbo for late night softcore, how are we getting this?? so we, obviously, continue watching because this rules, when all the sudden the porno pauses for about 30 seconds...then fast forwards about 2 minutes.

we are getting someone elses pay-per-view!!

this guy would fast forward through the talking, straight to the sex...but then sometimes get sick of the sex and fast forward to more talking. it was pretty awesome, considering the house was filled with about 10 people (6 of which were guys) so lots of cheering was happening. its so awesome because we think its our next door neighbors who have a baby. we came to this conclusion because later that night, ROCKNOSEROUS came on. sucks.

they have good taste though, because also that night we got to watch their DVR'd "intervention" episode...and not just any episode...the OBESE episode!! hi, i'm addicted to FOOD!

awesome.

my pal genessey

i just want to dedicate this post to a special young lady that i like to call lightbulb head, oh how i love theee. no but really, you are the most amazing girl ever, and any guy who is dumb enough to let you slip away is a dumbass. mark my words! A DUMBASS!

now that that's said, who knew i was capable of being productive? i totally knocked out a huge paper thats due on thursday, TODAY (monday) and i feel totally awesome about it. the only thing i think i'll have to do for thursday now is...nevermind, who gives a shit right?

anyways, besides being a homework factory today, i did a lot of sitting around, reading, and thinking. it was relaxing, and i think the highlight of the afternoon was the tyra banks show which was about the number of people you have sex with. a whole hour dedicated to that!! this one guy had obnoxious eyebrows, and his number was 101! i couldnt understand this considering the length of his eyebrows were almost as bad as that juice mans.



in other news, i hate when i accidentally click microsoft word when i mean to click thunderbird on my mac dashboard!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111

love, emily

ps. big ups to gena for being the only one to read this!! hay girl haaaaaay!

people driving in targets parking lot suck ass

i found out today after extensive research (trying to find a parking spot) that target turns people into "women drivers" when it comes to parking. SUCKS MAN SUCKS

in other news, this weekend was pretty fun. friday night was ashleys birfday party which was awesome, especially since i assisted in the cooking and succeeded. i have to say my pigs in a blanket were the hit of the night. right!? how could they NOT be?! anyway, then saturday we went to kristins game against towson where she ruled, and then i went back to murdaland to go shopping with my mom and sister. it was tyte, i got a lot of new clothes and some really cute painful shoes. i also decided that if there were a procedure that could lengthen feet i would get it, because being a size 5 sucks big time when you want to get nice shoes. today i just worked, which was alright, but nothing great except that we had a lady cuss and drop the f-bomb all over our lobby in front of other guests. awesome!!!

i have lots of homework i should be attempting to do but im just too dang tired and my pinky toe is all cut up from my hot but painful shoes :( waaah wahh poor me

christian protesters at george mason <333

i love my college

dog the bounty hunter

do women find bleached blonde mullets, vests, and goatees attractive in 2008?!? what??

whatever, hes racist.

**EDIT**
atlantis (the resort) just aired a commercial playing a cover/remake of the moldy peaches song from juno "anyone but you" or whatever. WHAT?!

i need to go to bed.

bike week 08

so this weekend was me and ryan's 1 year shmanniversary. it was so much fun, we went to OC and lucky for us...it was BIKE WEEK 08! naw but it was more funny than anything, luckily. we had a hugeee condo to ourselves which was pretty insane, and it was almost a shame it was just us 2, but i wouldnt have it any other way. and it didn't even rain the whole time!! friday was a littel drizzly but saturday and today were beautiful!

anywhom. tomorrow im gonna do me homework all day 4eva. its a shame the weekend is over :( but it was a good one indeed!

fl00dz sux

so yesterday morning i woke up to *squish squish* on my carpet
first thought was that i spilled a cup over or something in my sleep, but
as i started walking to my bathroom to get a towel, i soon realized that
my entire carpet AND wood floor were sporting a nice huge puddle.
then i thought, 'o yea arent we supposed to get a hurricane or something?'

so my room flooded. all my wonderful friends came over to help the cause.we ordered about 8 weeks worth of pizza and ate about 5 months worth.ryan even came to help!!! that was nice. im gonna see him 3 weekends in a rownow. yay!

sucks though cuz im kinda kicked out of my room until my carpet dries out
(ryan and eric just took it back to ryan's so it could air dry in the garage)
so i'll be a nomad for the next couple of days. ill probably be over at ryan's
to sleep in their guest room, but im gonna be hangin out here at the
townhouse most of the time.

anyways, this week is gonna be badass. i hope tonights work meeting goes ok.
i just need everything to go on hyper speed to next friday when me and boo
go to the beach!!

aight LAYTUH

you are still in the running to becoming americas next top model

new americas next top model!!

miss jay, you are my style icon:


not sure i like the whole robot feel of the new show.
tyra with silver lipstick? no thx.
and jay manuel needs to lose the shag he has goin on. ew

in other news, did you know theres a town in louisiana called lucky? yeah.
ive got some hw to do tonight so this will be brief.

the end.

who told you love was fleeting?

this sucks:

ST. PAUL, Minnesota (CNN) -- John McCain's running mate, Sarah Palin, dealt with two startling disclosures Monday. She announced that her 17-year-old unmarried daughter is pregnant and plans to keep the baby. And Palin has hired a lawyer as Alaska investigates the firing of her public safety commissioner.

Bristol Palin, second from right, holds infant brother Trig at Friday's announcement of their mother's candidacy.

Palin hired a lawyer three weeks ago to act on her behalf as state legislators investigate whether she may have abused her power in firing the state police chief for refusing to fire her ex-brother-in-law, a state trooper, CNN confirmed.

A report of findings of a legislative inquiry that began several weeks ago is expected to be released just days before Election Day.

And Bristol Palin is pregnant and will marry the baby's father, the Republican vice presidential candidate said Monday.


lets blame this on Juno, too