our pervy neighbor

so on the day i discovered my room had turned into a baby pool overnight, me and my friends were watching tv and eating pizza when we discovered we had porn happening on one of our channels. WHAT?! we don't even have hbo for late night softcore, how are we getting this?? so we, obviously, continue watching because this rules, when all the sudden the porno pauses for about 30 seconds...then fast forwards about 2 minutes.

we are getting someone elses pay-per-view!!

this guy would fast forward through the talking, straight to the sex...but then sometimes get sick of the sex and fast forward to more talking. it was pretty awesome, considering the house was filled with about 10 people (6 of which were guys) so lots of cheering was happening. its so awesome because we think its our next door neighbors who have a baby. we came to this conclusion because later that night, ROCKNOSEROUS came on. sucks.

they have good taste though, because also that night we got to watch their DVR'd "intervention" episode...and not just any episode...the OBESE episode!! hi, i'm addicted to FOOD!

awesome.