i am currently laying on my parents couch with my enormously fat dog lilly (the bitch-literally-is 105 lbs...she weighs more than me and she should weigh ohhh about 40-50lbs) watching the discovery channel and trying to figure out how to order papa johns online. my zoo of a house greeted me at the door with much excitement (okay maybe just lilly but the cats came over and the birds were tweeting so i felt important, dammit!) so thats good. i'm just waiting for my mom and sister to get home so we can go vote the shit out of america!!!! syke but really.
why is it that my bird nessie got so excited when he saw me that he proceeded to mate with harriet? i will never understand pets.
happy voting, america!
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